Weapons

151 weapons, A to Z.

Hits off is the stat that adds to its damage. Magic and finesse weapons use STR instead when your STR is higher.
Two-handed weapons (bows, crossbows, big guns, polearms, greatswords, heavy axes and hammers) take both hands, so nothing can go in your Off-hand.
One-handed melee weapons can be dual wielded. Equip a second one and it goes in the Off-hand. It sometimes follows up your hits for extra damage. Swap hands on the item card trades them.
Enchantments add tags and Pairs on top of what's listed here. See Pairs.

Weapon	Damage	Hits off	Hands	Tags	Pairs with	Notes
Anvil Hammer	12–19	STR	Two	STR	Gym Rat	Forge-Born set. Only sold in Snodbury. Made to shape iron. Works on faces too.
Arsonist's Walking Stick	6–10	INT (or STR if higher)	One (dual wield)	INT Burn	Book Smarts, Hot Pants	Still smoking. Channels magic. +3 INT. Hits sometimes set things alight.
Award Show Bow	10–15	DEX (or STR if higher) Range 6	Two	DEX CHA	–	Shoots 6 tiles. Uses DEX. Gold-plated and +2 CHA.
Bamboo Pole	6–10	STR	Two	STR	Gym Rat, Matching Outfit	Grows a foot a day. Bring it in at night. Hits are Nature: 20% chance to root the target for a turn and grow grass under it, and they train your Nature spells.
Bass Cannon Legendary	11–16	DEX (or STR if higher) Range 4	Two	DEX Knockback	–	Legendary. Shoots 4 tiles and knocks enemies back. Uses DEX.
Bastard Sword	7–11	STR	One (dual wield)	STR	Gym Rat	Its parents never married. It is fine about it.
Big Bone	4–7	STR	One (dual wield)	STR	Gym Rat	Something big lost this. Something bigger took it.
Big Friendly Gun	20–30	STR Range 5	Two	STR	–	Faraway. Shoots 5 tiles and ignores armor. It is not friendly. Extremely loud.
Bilgewater's Harpoon Legendary	6–10	DEX (or STR if higher) Range 3	Two	DEX Wet	–	Legendary. Shoots 3 tiles. Uses DEX. Still dripping after forty years. 30% chance a hit soaks the target.
Blood Drive Spear	5–8	STR	Two	STR	Gym Rat, Matching Outfit	Collects donations. Not voluntary ones. Hits are Blood: 20% chance to make the target bleed (hitting something already bleeding heals you 1), and they train your Blood spells.
Blood Scythe	12–18	STR	Two	STR Lifesteal	Gym Rat, Bedside Manner	Reaps. Heal 1 for every hit you land.
Boomerang	4–7	DEX (or STR if higher) Range 4	One	DEX	–	Hits 4 tiles away and always comes back. Uses DEX.
Box Cutter Dagger	2–4	DEX (or STR if higher)	One (dual wield)	DEX	–	Quick and nasty.
Brain Freeze Axe	10–16	STR	One (dual wield)	STR Frozen	Gym Rat	Ow ow ow ow. 15% chance a hit freezes the target, and +20% damage to frozen things.
Brass Knuckles	2–4	STR	One (dual wield)	STR	Gym Rat	Punchy.
Broom Handle Spear	3–5	STR	Two	STR	Gym Rat	Wood & Leather. A broom handle with a kitchen knife taped on. +5% to hit.
Broom Staff	1–3	INT (or STR if higher)	One (dual wield)	INT	Book Smarts	Channels magic. Also sweeps.
Bullwhip	4–8	DEX (or STR if higher) Range 2	One	DEX	–	Cracks 2 tiles away. Uses DEX if it is higher than STR.
Butcher Cleaver	7–12	STR	One (dual wield)	STR	Gym Rat	Stolen from Chef Scorch. He wants it back.
Butcher Knife	3–6	DEX (or STR if higher)	One (dual wield)	DEX	–	Quick and messy. Uses DEX if it is higher than STR. +5% to hit.
Camping Hatchet	3–5	STR	One (dual wield)	STR Bleed	Gym Rat	Bought for a camping trip that never happened. 15% chance a hit makes the target bleed.
Chakram	6–10	DEX (or STR if higher) Range 3	One	DEX	–	A very sharp hoop. Hits 3 tiles away. Uses DEX.
Clipboard of Doom Legendary	11–16	STR	One (dual wield)	STR Boss	Gym Rat	Legendary. Double damage to Headliners and Guest Stars.
Cosplay Sword	3–5	STR	One (dual wield)	STR	Gym Rat	Sharpened on a curb.
Crossbow	4–7	DEX (or STR if higher) Range 5	Two	DEX	–	Shoots 5 tiles. Uses DEX.
Croupier's Rake	3–6	STR	One (dual wield)	STR Gold Hype	Gym Rat	From a casino that would like it back. 15% of hits rake a few coins loose, and critical hits earn 2 Hype.
Crowbar	4–7	STR	One (dual wield)	STR	Gym Rat	Opens crates, doors, and goblins.
Crystal Sword	12–17	STR	One (dual wield)	STR Crit	Gym Rat	Pink, sparkly and very, very sharp. +8% crit.
Cupid's Bow	7–12	DEX (or STR if higher) Range 5	Two	DEX	–	Shoots 5 tiles. Uses DEX. Monsters fall in love and dance instead of attacking 10% of the time.
Diamond Axe	14–21	STR	One (dual wield)	STR	Gym Rat	Diamond. Cuts through anything, including the budget. -5% to hit.
Diamond Spear	13–19	STR	Two	STR	Gym Rat	Diamond. The tip is one big diamond. +5% to hit.
Diamond Sword	14–20	STR	One (dual wield)	STR	Gym Rat	Diamond. Saved for the season finale. This is it.
Divorce Axe	8–13	STR	One (dual wield)	STR Sneak	Gym Rat	Takes half of everything. +40% damage to anything at full health.
Double Axe	12–18	STR	Two	STR	Gym Rat	Twice the axe.
Emerald Morningstar	9–14	STR	One (dual wield)	STR	Gym Rat, Matching Outfit	Grows moss between swings. 20% of hits root the target and grow grass under it.
Emotional Baggage Claymore	13–19	STR	Two	STR Knockback	Gym Rat	Heavy, and you have been carrying it for years. Hits push enemies back 2 tiles.
Fan Blade	10–15	DEX (or STR if higher)	One (dual wield)	DEX	Matching Outfit	Pulled off a ceiling fan while it was still on. Uses DEX if it is higher than STR. Hits are Wind: 25% chance to blow the target 2 tiles back, and they train your Wind spells.
Fencing Rapier	4–7	DEX (or STR if higher)	One (dual wield)	DEX	–	En garde! Uses DEX if it is higher than STR. +5% to hit.
Fire Axe	3–6	STR	One (dual wield)	STR	Gym Rat	Break glass in case of goblins.
Fire Marshal's Axe	9–14	STR	One (dual wield)	STR	Gym Rat, Matching Outfit	Confiscated from a fire marshal. He wants it back. Hits are Fire: 20% chance to set the target alight, and they train your Fire spells.
Fire Scepter	6–10	INT (or STR if higher)	One (dual wield)	INT	Book Smarts, Matching Outfit	Hits off INT if it is higher than STR. +1 INT, and 20% of hits set the target alight.
Fishbowl Flail	6–10	STR	One (dual wield)	STR Wet	Gym Rat	The goldfish is fine. Mostly. 30% chance a hit soaks the target (Wet for 3 turns).
Flail of Regret	10–16	STR	One (dual wield)	STR	Gym Rat	Hits hard, misses sometimes, hurts feelings.
Flambe Sword	9–14	STR	One (dual wield)	STR Burn	Gym Rat, Hot Pants	Chef Scorch lit it at the table. Nobody asked. Hits sometimes set things alight, and +25% damage to anything standing in fire.
Flame Sword	9–14	STR	One (dual wield)	STR	Gym Rat, Matching Outfit	Hot off the forge, and staying that way. 20% of hits set the target alight.
Flare Gun Bow	7–11	DEX (or STR if higher) Range 5	Two	DEX	Matching Outfit	Shoots flares in a bow shape. Do not ask how. Shoots 5 tiles. Uses DEX. Hits are Fire: 15% chance to set the target alight, and they train your Fire spells.
Flint Sword	5–8	STR	One (dual wield)	STR	Gym Rat	Stone & Chainmail. Knapped by a man at a Renaissance faire. He did not stop talking the whole time.
Freddie's Icicle Shiv Legendary	10–15	DEX (or STR if higher)	One (dual wield)	DEX Frozen	–	Legendary. It never melts. Nobody knows why. Finesse: uses DEX. 20% chance a hit freezes the target.
Freezer Burn Bow	10–14	DEX (or STR if higher) Range 5	Two	DEX	Matching Outfit	The arrows come out of the freezer drawer. Some still have peas on. Shoots 5 tiles. Uses DEX. Hits are Frost: 15% chance to freeze the target for a turn, and they train your Frost spells.
Frost Brand	9–15	STR	One (dual wield)	STR	Gym Rat	A sword that is always slightly damp.
Frost Crossbow	8–12	DEX (or STR if higher) Range 5	Two	DEX	Matching Outfit	Shoots 5 tiles. Uses DEX. 20% of hits freeze the target.
Garage Sale Shortbow	3–6	DEX (or STR if higher) Range 4	Two	DEX	–	Shoots 4 tiles. Uses DEX. Fifty cents. Came with a string and a stranger's lunch.
Glacier Axe	10–16	STR	Two	STR Frozen	Gym Rat	Twice the axe, and both halves are cold. 12% chance a hit freezes the target, and +25% damage to frozen things.
Glowstick Bow	12–17	DEX (or STR if higher) Range 5	Two	DEX	Matching Outfit	Shoots glowsticks. They are very, very sharp glowsticks. Shoots 5 tiles. Uses DEX. Hits are Arcane: 15% chance to zap the target again for half your INT, and they train your Arcane spells.
Gold Axe	11–17	STR	One (dual wield)	STR	Gym Rat	Gold. Soft metal, hard swing.
Gold Spear	10–15	STR	Two	STR	Gym Rat	Gold. Shiny and pointy.
Gold-Plated Sword	11–16	STR	One (dual wield)	STR CHA	Gym Rat	Gold. Gold-plated. The plating is coming off. +2 CHA.
Golden Parachute	11–17	STR	One (dual wield)	STR Gold	Gym Rat	A gold axe for an executive leaving in a hurry. 15% chance a hit knocks coins loose.
Grandfather Clock Hand	13–19	STR	One (dual wield)	STR	Gym Rat, Matching Outfit	The minute hand. The hour hand was too slow. Hits are Time: 20% chance to slow the target for 3 turns, and they train your Time spells.
Grandpa's Cane	3–5	STR	One (dual wield)	STR	Gym Rat	He wanted you to have it. He did not say for this.
Grave Robber's Wand	3–6	INT (or STR if higher)	One (dual wield)	INT Lifesteal	Book Smarts, Bedside Manner, Matching Outfit	Dug up with its last owner. Channels magic. +2 INT. Its hits are Necromancy, and you heal 1 for every hit you land.
Grave Shovel	4–7	STR	Two	STR	Gym Rat	Digs graves. Fills them too.
Grudge Blade	9–14	DEX (or STR if higher)	One (dual wield)	DEX	–	A humming red blade that ignores armor. It belonged to someone. They want it back, and they know where you are.
Halberd	9–14	STR	Two	STR	Gym Rat	An axe on a stick. Peak engineering.
Hatchet of Hobbies	3–6	STR	One (dual wield)	STR	Gym Rat	Wood & Leather. For hobbyists. Your hobby is goblins. -5% to hit.
Headsman's Axe	5–9	STR	Two	STR Kills	Gym Rat	Retired from show business, still loves a finale. +30% damage to anything under 30% health.
Heirloom Pitchfork	11–17	STR	Two	STR	Gym Rat	Salt of the Earth set. Only sold in Snodbury. For hay, and for anyone who touches the hay.
Heirloom Rapier	2–5	DEX (or STR if higher)	One (dual wield)	DEX	–	Worth more than you.
Hot Knife	7–11	DEX (or STR if higher)	One (dual wield)	DEX Burn	Hot Pants	Goes through goblins like butter. Finesse: uses DEX. Hits sometimes set things alight.
Ice Mallet	13–19	STR	Two	STR	Gym Rat, Matching Outfit	For tenderising yetis. 20% of hits freeze the target for a turn.
Ice Pick	8–13	STR	One (dual wield)	STR	Gym Rat	Cold, pointy, personal.
Ice Trident	12–18	STR	Two	STR	Gym Rat, Matching Outfit	Three frozen points. +5% to hit, and 20% of hits freeze the target.
Icicle Bow	7–11	DEX (or STR if higher) Range 6	Two	DEX Frozen	–	Shoots 6 tiles. Uses DEX. The arrows are icicles. So is the string. Don't ask. 10% chance a hit freezes.
Icicle Lance	11–16	STR	Two	STR	Gym Rat, Matching Outfit	Grown, not forged. Keep it in the cold or it gets shorter. Hits are Frost: 20% chance to freeze the target for a turn, and they train your Frost spells.
Icicle Sword	10–15	STR	One (dual wield)	STR	Gym Rat, Matching Outfit	Never melts, never warms up. 20% of hits freeze the target for a turn.
Judge's Gavel	9–14	STR	One (dual wield)	STR Crit	Gym Rat	Order in the dungeon! Critical hits stun for a turn.
Karaoke Mic	6–10	INT (or STR if higher)	One (dual wield)	INT CHA Hype	Book Smarts, Mic Drop	Channels magic. +2 INT, +2 CHA. Critical hits earn 3 Hype. Nobody can stop you now. Nobody has tried.
Laser Pointer Lance	14–19	STR	Two	STR	Gym Rat, Matching Outfit	Do not point it at the cameras. Hits are Arcane: 20% chance to zap the target again for half your INT, and they train your Arcane spells.
Letter Opener	3–6	DEX (or STR if higher)	One (dual wield)	DEX	–	For opening mail and goblins. Finesse: uses DEX.
Longbow	6–10	DEX (or STR if higher) Range 6	Two	DEX	–	Shoots 6 tiles. Uses DEX.
Longbow of Long Regret	8–13	DEX (or STR if higher) Range 6	Two	DEX Crit	–	Shoots 6 tiles. Uses DEX. Every arrow is a decision you cannot take back. +8% crit chance.
Lumberjack's Regret	7–11	STR	Two	STR	Gym Rat, Matching Outfit	He cut down one tree too many. Now the axe is growing leaves. Hits are Nature: 20% chance to root the target for a turn and grow grass under it, and they train your Nature spells.
Mall Katana	4–8	STR	Two	STR	Gym Rat	Folded over a thousand times. Allegedly.
Meat Tenderizer	5–9	STR	One (dual wield)	STR Bleed	Gym Rat	Makes anything tender. Anything. 12% chance a hit makes the target bleed.
Mic Stand	13–18	STR	Two	STR CHA	Gym Rat, Matching Outfit, Mic Drop	Swung like a rock star. Check, one, two. +2 CHA. Hits are Bard: 25% chance to earn 1 Hype, and sometimes the target runs for it, and they train your Bard spells.
Moon Glaive	15–22	STR	Two	STR	Gym Rat	A crescent moon on a pole.
Moon Staff	3–6	INT (or STR if higher)	One (dual wield)	INT	Book Smarts	Glows at night. It is always night. +4 INT.
Morning Star	8–12	STR	One (dual wield)	STR	Gym Rat	Not a morning person.
Nail Bat	4–7	STR	One (dual wield)	STR	Gym Rat	Home run. Home run through a skull.
Nail Gun	7–11	DEX (or STR if higher) Range 4	One	DEX	–	Shoots 4 tiles. Uses DEX. OSHA would not approve.
Obsidian Axe	10–16	STR	One (dual wield)	STR Crit	Gym Rat	Volcanic glass. Sharp enough to cut a shadow. +5% crit.
Paper Cut Bow	4–7	DEX (or STR if higher) Range 5	Two	DEX	Matching Outfit	Every arrow gives a paper cut. A really, really bad one. Shoots 5 tiles. Uses DEX. Hits are Blood: 15% chance to make the target bleed (hitting something already bleeding heals you 1), and they train your Blood spells.
Parking Meter Mace	2–5	STR	One (dual wield)	STR	Gym Rat	Time is up.
Participation Trophy Sword	3–6	STR	One (dual wield)	STR CHA Hype	Gym Rat	Everybody gets one. +1 CHA, and critical hits earn 1 Hype.
Pirate Cutlass	5–9	DEX (or STR if higher)	One (dual wield)	DEX Gold	–	Arr. Uses DEX if it is higher than STR, and 10% of hits knock coins loose.
Pitchfork	5–8	STR	Two	STR	Gym Rat	For angry mobs of one.
Pizza Cutter Scimitar	6–10	DEX (or STR if higher)	One (dual wield)	DEX Bleed	–	Eight slices, every time. Finesse: uses DEX. 20% chance a hit makes the target bleed.
Plunger of Destiny Legendary	5–9	STR	One (dual wield)	STR Crit	Gym Rat	Legendary. Critical hits stun for 2 turns.
Pool Cue	3–6	DEX (or STR if higher)	Two	DEX	–	Corner pocket. Finesse: uses DEX.
Prop Laser Sword	12–18	STR	One (dual wield)	STR	Gym Rat	The prop department made it real by accident.
Prop Pistol	9–13	DEX (or STR if higher) Range 5	One	DEX	–	Shoots 5 tiles. Uses DEX. Loud: wakes things up.
Prop Wizard's Axe	15–20	STR	One (dual wield)	STR	Gym Rat, Matching Outfit	A prop from a fantasy show nobody watched. It works now. Nobody knows why. Hits are Arcane: 20% chance to zap the target again for half your INT, and they train your Arcane spells.
Ray Gun	9–14	DEX (or STR if higher) Range 5	One	DEX Gold	–	Shoots 5 tiles. Uses DEX. Ignores armor, and 5% of kills turn into a pile of gold.
Rebar Spear	5–9	STR	Two	STR	Gym Rat	Construction site chic.
Replica Excalibur	14–20	STR	Two	STR	Gym Rat	From a gift shop. Pulled from a foam rock. Still lethal.
Rhinestone Scepter	2–5	INT (or STR if higher)	One (dual wield)	INT	Book Smarts	Bedazzled. Channels magic. +2 INT.
Rock Pick	6–10	STR	One (dual wield)	STR	Gym Rat, Matching Outfit	For geology, and for whatever is between you and the geology. Hits are Earth: 20% chance to stun the target for a turn and give you +1 armor, and they train your Earth spells.
Rotisserie Spit	8–13	STR	Two	STR	Gym Rat, Matching Outfit	Still turning. Still dripping. Hits are Fire: 20% chance to set the target alight, and they train your Fire spells.
Royal Saber	8–12	STR	One (dual wield)	STR CHA	Gym Rat	For ribbon cuttings and beheadings. +2 CHA.
Ruby Labrys	14–21	STR	Two	STR	Gym Rat	A double-headed axe with a ruby in the middle. -5% to hit.
Sandbox Shovel	3–5	STR	One (dual wield)	STR	Gym Rat, Matching Outfit	Plastic, red, slightly chewed. Hits are Earth: 15% chance to stun the target for a turn and give you +1 armor, and they train your Earth spells.
Sawed-off Shotgun	13–19	DEX (or STR if higher) Range 3	Two	DEX	–	Shoots 3 tiles. Uses DEX. Very loud.
Scrap Repeater	6–10	DEX (or STR if higher) Range 5	Two	DEX	–	Crafted. A crossbow with a pipe for a magazine. Shoots 5 tiles, twice, for one ammo. Uses DEX.
Showbiz Glaive	10–16	STR	Two	STR	Gym Rat	Sequins on the blade. Very on brand.
Shower Shiv	2–5	DEX (or STR if higher)	One (dual wield)	DEX Sneak	Slip 'n' Stab	Made in a prison shower. Do not ask which prison. Finesse: uses DEX. Double damage to anything asleep.
Skull Mace	6–10	STR	One (dual wield)	STR	Gym Rat	Somebody's head, on somebody else's stick.
Slapping Fish	5–9	STR	One (dual wield)	STR Knockback	Gym Rat	Knocks enemies back and often stuns them. Smells.
Slasher Film Axe	6–9	STR	One (dual wield)	STR	Gym Rat, Matching Outfit	Signed by the masked guy from every sequel. Hits are Blood: 20% chance to make the target bleed (hitting something already bleeding heals you 1), and they train your Blood spells.
Sledgehammer	6–11	STR	Two	STR	Gym Rat	For demolition. Of anything.
Staff of Mild Inconvenience	3–6	INT (or STR if higher)	One (dual wield)	INT	Book Smarts, Matching Outfit	Channels magic. +3 INT. Its hits are Time, and sometimes slow the target down. Like a printer.
Staff of Ratings	7–12	INT (or STR if higher)	One (dual wield)	INT	Book Smarts	Powered by audience engagement. +4 INT.
Stage Hook	4–8	DEX (or STR if higher)	One (dual wield)	DEX	Matching Outfit	Used to pull bad acts off stage. Uses DEX if it is higher than STR. Hits are Shadow: 20% chance to blind the target for 2 turns, and they train your Shadow spells.
Stagehand Shortsword	4–7	STR	One (dual wield)	STR	Gym Rat	A real sword from the props cage. Nobody signed it out.
Stale Baguette	2–4	DEX (or STR if higher)	One (dual wield)	DEX	–	Hard enough to kill. Finesse: uses DEX.
Steak Knife	3–6	DEX (or STR if higher)	One (dual wield)	DEX Bleed	–	From a very nice set. The rest of the set is in a goblin. Finesse: uses DEX. 20% chance a hit makes the target bleed.
Steel Axe	8–13	STR	One (dual wield)	STR	Gym Rat	Steel. Heavy, honest, reliable. -5% to hit.
Steel Spear	7–12	STR	Two	STR	Gym Rat	Steel. Long, steel and pointy. +5% to hit.
Steel Sword	8–12	STR	One (dual wield)	STR	Gym Rat	Steel. Bought from a man in a parking lot.
Stone Axe	5–9	STR	One (dual wield)	STR	Gym Rat	Stone & Chainmail. Prehistoric, and proud of it. -5% to hit.
Stone-Tipped Spear	4–8	STR	Two	STR	Gym Rat	Stone & Chainmail. Pointy rock, long stick. A classic. +5% to hit.
Submachine Gun	5–8	DEX (or STR if higher) Range 4	One	DEX	–	Shoots 4 tiles, twice. Uses DEX. Loud.
Sunblade	14–20	STR	One (dual wield)	STR Hype	Gym Rat	Bright enough to hurt. Every critical hit earns 2 Hype.
Swamp Stick	2–5	INT (or STR if higher)	One (dual wield)	INT Poison	Book Smarts	Pulled out of the Soggy Grotto. Still soggy. Channels magic. +2 INT. 20% chance a hit poisons.
Telescope Spear	10–15	INT (or STR if higher)	Two	INT	Book Smarts, Matching Outfit	A telescope with a point on the end. Hits off INT if it is higher than STR. +2 INT. Hits are Cosmic: 20% chance to pull the enemies near the target in, and they train your Cosmic spells.
Tesla Wand	5–9	INT (or STR if higher)	One (dual wield)	INT Chain	Book Smarts	Channels magic. Every hit arcs to another enemy nearby. +2 INT.
The Director's Cut	13–19	STR	One (dual wield)	STR Kills	Gym Rat	A prop sword covered in very real stage blood. Longer than it needs to be. +50% damage to anything under 30% health.
The Golden Handshake Legendary	14–20	STR	One (dual wield)	STR Crit Gold	Gym Rat, Cash Grab	Legendary. Severance package included. +5% crit chance, and every kill pays out 3 gold.
Thunder Blade	11–16	STR	One (dual wield)	STR Chain	Gym Rat	Crackles. 20% of each hit arcs to a nearby enemy.
Tiki Torch Staff	5–9	INT (or STR if higher)	One (dual wield)	INT Burn	Book Smarts, Hot Pants	Somebody's luau got out of hand. Channels magic. +3 INT. Hits sometimes set things alight.
Tommy Gun	8–12	DEX (or STR if higher) Range 5	Two	DEX	–	Shoots 5 tiles, twice. Uses DEX. Loud.
Trident	8–13	STR	Two	STR	Gym Rat	Three times the pointy. +5% to hit.
Trophy Bow	10–15	DEX (or STR if higher) Range 6	Two	DEX Crit	–	Shoots 6 tiles. Uses DEX. Gold-plated for last season's archery round. +5% crit chance.
Twig Bow	5–9	DEX (or STR if higher) Range 5	Two	DEX	Matching Outfit	A bendy twig and some string. It works better than it should. Shoots 5 tiles. Uses DEX. Hits are Nature: 15% chance to root the target for a turn and grow grass under it, and they train your Nature spells.
Venom Crossbow	6–10	DEX (or STR if higher) Range 5	Two	DEX Poison	–	Shoots 5 tiles. Uses DEX. The bolts were dipped in something from the Mycelium Mall food court. 25% chance a hit poisons.
Venom Crossbow	6–10	DEX (or STR if higher) Range 5	Two	DEX Poison	–	Shoots 5 tiles. Uses DEX. 25% of hits poison the target.
Void Blade	12–18	STR	One (dual wield)	STR	Gym Rat, Matching Outfit	A sword-shaped hole in the world. 20% of hits zap the target again for half your INT.
Void Spear	13–19	STR	Two	STR	Gym Rat	The point is nowhere. +5% to hit, and it ignores armor.
War Hammer	10–16	STR	Two	STR	Gym Rat	Two hands. Several swings. One result.
Whittled Sword	3–5	DEX (or STR if higher)	One (dual wield)	DEX	–	Wood & Leather. Whittled at a craft fair. Uses DEX if it is higher than STR.
Wizard Wand	3–6	INT (or STR if higher)	One (dual wield)	INT	Book Smarts	Smells like ozone and nerd. +3 INT.
Zamboni Axe	12–17	STR	One (dual wield)	STR	Gym Rat, Matching Outfit	Resurfaces ice. Resurfaces faces. Hits are Frost: 20% chance to freeze the target for a turn, and they train your Frost spells.

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